“Come to bed, dear — it’s half past December.”
Jeff Keate
December 14, 1940
“He wants a sand pile!”
Ed Nofziger
December 21, 1940
“What I’d like to know is, are these shelters bombproof?”
Ed Nofziger
December 20, 1941
“They’ve been meeting secretly like that for months.”
Ed Nofziger
December 30, 1944
“Do me a favor. Stop calling me your fine-feathered friend.”
Chon Day
January 4, 1958
“I like you too, but I have a wife and two children in Cincinnati.”
Vahan Shirvanian
January 4, 1964
“August! My gosh, I really overslept!”
Joseph Farris
August 1, 1997
“When she stops scratching your ears, that doesn’t mean she’s stopped loving you. It means her hand is tired.”
Randy Glasbergen
February 1, 2004
“Is it true, Mom — leftovers for the rest of my life?”
Tom Cheney
May 1, 2004
“I haven’t slept a wink since my husband developed restless leg syndrome.”
Harris
July 1, 2010