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“Well, I suppose with all the meals you eat, flossing after each would be considered exercise.”
Marty Bucella
May 1, 2011
“You need more exercise. How would you like to carry my golf clubs at the physician’s open?”
Harley Schwadron
May 1, 2006
“The diet special? You just give me a tip and leave.”
Baloo
July 1, 1982
“Stick with practical inventions. Ben—the world just isn’t ready for a Benjamin Franklin exercise video.”
Baloo
“Sometimes I just wonder if my husband is worth it!”
Marge
January 12, 1935
“Good-by steam baths, good-by slenderizing treatments, good-by low-calorie diets!”
Chon Day
January 21, 1950
“It’s always such a relief to get back into hiding…”
M. Blanchard
January 21, 1950
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Comments
The top two are a couple of funny, semi-nasty zingers, and the bottom two are just being honest. Okay, too honest.