In the wise words of Ben Franklin, “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”
!["Breakfast is more enjoyable since we agreed not to wear glasses at the table." from Mar/Apr 1999 "Breakfast is more enjoyable since we agreed not to wear glasses at the table." from Mar/Apr 1999](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/Breakfast-e1535395089340.jpg)
Mar/Apr 1999
!["Let’s make a deal–if you don’t join the cigar trend, I won’t join the thong-bikini trend!" from Jul/Aug 1998 "Let’s make a deal–if you don’t join the cigar trend, I won’t join the thong-bikini trend!" from Jul/Aug 1998](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/Cigar-e1535395126329.jpg)
Jul/Aug 1998
!["It's wearing me out: dirty clothes, fussy eating, constant whining…and then with our first baby on the way…" from Mar/Apr 2003 "It's wearing me out: dirty clothes, fussy eating, constant whining…and then with our first baby on the way…" from Mar/Apr 2003](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/Baby-e1535395159264.jpg)
Mar/Apr 2003
!["Listen to this--The anonymous winner of Saturday's jackpot has not told her husband…" from Jan/Feb 2007 "Listen to this--The anonymous winner of Saturday's jackpot has not told her husband…" from Jan/Feb 2007](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/Lottery1-e1535395214656.jpg)
Jan/Feb 2007
!["I'd go home to Mother, but I don't know where the RV jamboree is being held this week." from Jan/Feb 1998 "I'd go home to Mother, but I don't know where the RV jamboree is being held this week." from Jan/Feb 1998](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/Home-to-Mother-e1535395246868.jpg)
Jan/Feb 1998
!["How could you, Ermela, after I've given you the best halftimes of my life?" from Jan/Feb 202 "How could you, Ermela, after I've given you the best halftimes of my life?" from Jan/Feb 202](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/Halftimes-e1535395287849.jpg)
Jan/Feb 2002
!["Give me the bad news, Doc. Am I going to live?" from May/June 2000 "Give me the bad news, Doc. Am I going to live?" from May/June 2000](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/Sour-Wife-e1535395332821.jpg)
May/Jun 2000
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Comments
The funny thing about marriage… is how many DON’T wind up in divorce.
So far, so good, I love good cartoons and jokes.
Cute cartoons – nice way to brighten up our day.