“I get about seven miles to the gallon …
my son gets the other 20.”
January/February 1995
“The car’s acting up again. It hit a mailbox.”
September/October 2000
“Despite my prayers, I was led into temptation.”
January/February 2006
“I’m sorry I’m late, but I had car trouble.
I was late getting into it.”
September/October 2001
“I couldn’t repair your brakes so made the horn louder.”
September/October 1998
“I get about 22 miles per restroom!”
July 1965
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