
"And to think we were worried about how he'd handle retirement."
from July/August 1998

"He's mostly adjusted to retirement OK,
except that he keeps sending me memos."
from July/August 2000

"I am not a stalker. I'm Morty,
your husband, and I retired last Tuesday."
from July/August 2000

"I'm sorry, you have reached a non-working number."
from March/April 2003

"So, how was your first day of retirement--and what's for dinner?"
from July/August 1997
"Honey…I need a seven letter word for catatonic!!"
"R-E-T-I-R-E-D"
from January/February 1998
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Comments
Is this you.
These retirement cartoons say it all about retirement. Tell people not to be in a hurry to retire.